Question for the girls that workout at the gym…

lordbates:

fourthinline:

lordbates:

There is a really beautiful girl at the gym and I always see her and I’m too chicken to say hello but I also feel like it’s the wrong place to do it, since you guys are tryna do your thing and stuff and I don’t wanna be a creeper and stuff. So any advice?

Fuck her right in the pussy

Lmao!!!

fantabulouloren:

You must accept to fact that you will never be as awesome… as this man wielding a chainsaw on a chain

fantabulouloren:

You must accept to fact that you will never be as awesome… as this man wielding a chainsaw on a chain

(Source: only----gifs)

oravlalvaro:

blindthoughts:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

yes

(Source: butterfliesandbottlecaps)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome)

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)